Well, my sources were wrong. Story of my life. Beth and Howard did not have a secret wedding a couple of weekends back, but the wedding is still on! Beth recently got fitted for a wedding dress with designer Georgina Chapman.
The official date of the wedding is now in October and guess what? It's not even going to be in the Hamptons. It's going to be in New York City proper! They say only 150 guests will be on the invite list. Something tells me I'm going to make the cut. (Crosses fingers.)
More on this as it develops:
I've been hearing conflicting reports from various sources regarding the potentiality of a secret weekend wedding for Beth and Howard. It may have happened folks! It sure is looking like it. Official sources have been mum so for now it's pure speculation however. I'll let you know more as it develops. For now, here is the opening of "Married With Children."
Beth and Howard were recently spotted attending a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden together. Check out the happy couple. God, the more he ages he looks like Joey Ramone and the more she ages she keeps looking gorgeous. Let's hear it for the happy couple!
Regardless as to why she was invited to Fashion Week, she was, and she used that invite to help spread a cause that is near and dear to her heart. Beth was recently spotted at a Fashion Week event organized by PETA. The event was organized to protest the fashion industry's use of animal skins in their products. No word on whether or not Jackie the Jokeman's wig is considered animal cruelty. It's definitely ocular cruelty though.
Here is a picture of the lovely Beth at the event with a PETA organizer:
Howard Stern recently blabbed to Steppin' Out magazine a tirade against his fiance. The self proclaimed "King of All Media" had this to say about Beth's recent participation in NYC's Fashion week:
"Beth was invited to Fashion Week only because she's dating me. She wouldn't be there if it wasn't for me!"
Yawn. Are we starting to think that Beth deserves better than a moderately funny shock jock who is obsessed with sybians and sexually demoralizing women? Me thinks probably. More later. I'm sure he'll keep blabbing. He can't help himself.
I stumbled upon this during my daily internet crawl for all things Beth-related. Some wonderful, wonderful soul drew up a list of Ostrosky trivia! I am happier than a clam in heat. No, I don't know what means either.
Some of this information will be old hat to us Bethheads but whatever. We can all stand to bone up. No quiz this time though.
" Which dog breed does Beth Ostrosky like?
English Bulldog. The bulldog is a relatively small but stocky breed, with a compact body and short, sturdy limbs. Its shape results in a waddle-like gait. Bulldogs are known for their short muzzles and the saggy skin on their faces, creating the apparent "frown" that has become a trademark of the breed. Bulldogs come in a variety of colors and ideally have a smooth, short coat. The size for a mature male is about 50 pounds (25 kg); that for mature females is about 40 pounds (23,7 kg).
What is her marital status?
Since early 2000, Howard Stern has dated model Beth Ostrosky, who is 18 years his junior. Ostrosky frequently appears in the men's magazine FHM, and hosts Filter on the G4 network. The pair live together with their English Bulldog named Bianca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell. On February 14, 2007, Stern announced that he entered engagement with Ostrosky the day before.
What is her nickname?
Her nickname is Beth O.
When and where she was born?
July 15, 1972 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
What is her profession?
Model and Actress.
When and where did she met Howard Stern?
Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern hit it off at a dinner party in 2000. The King of Media was wooed by Beth Ostrosky and soon, they were a serious item.
What ring did Howard presented to her?
Howard presented Beth with a beautiful 5.2-carat emerald cut diamond ring specially designed for Ostrosky. According to OK! Magazine, Ostrosky's ring recently made a list of biggest celebrity engagement rings, coming in at #2, behind Rebecca Romijn's 6-carat sparkler, given to her by actor Jerry O'Connell.
In what kind of community services does she engage?
Beth Ostrosky is a spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League, a no-kill adoption shelter. After the 9/11 disaster she helped out as a Ground Zero volunteer.
What are her top magazine ratings?
Named #34 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement. (2005) Named #25 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006" supplement. (2006).
By: Vasily Nezabudkin"
Is that even a real fetish? I suppose if dressing in a diaper and wetting yourself can be fetishized then certainly handwriting could be. Here is a very sweet thank you note Beth Ostrosky recently sent a colleague of mine. She is such a sweetheart! Did she draw that flower? Maybe she makes Howard draw the flowers on all of her thank you notes. Now that one I
know is a fetish.
Here is an absolutely mammoth interview I found with our dear Beth. It's almost a full half hour! Learn, well, just about everything you've ever wanted to know. Make some popcorn and settle in because you are about to enroll in AP Ostrosky. And oh yeah, of course there will be a quiz later. I'm not kidding.
Beth told US Weekly magazine this week that she constantly bothers Howard about the size of her butt. Get this. Beth Ostrosky hates her butt!
"I hate my bum. Always have, always will. I feel it’s too big. I never walk from my chair to the pool without a towel covering my lower half. This even happens at home. Howard has yet to see it!" She told the magazine.
Luckily, we've seen it. Right? Here is a refresher:

She says she constantly harangues Howard about how bad it looks. I don't know. It looks fine to me. And by fine I really mean Foineeeee. Also, she complained to the mag about the rigors of modeling:
"Being a model for so many years, I knew what I had to do. My diet basically consisted of nuts and cheese for two weeks! I hate when people say how lucky I am to look good in a bikini. It’s hard work."
Quick, somebody get Beth this thing:

Yes. Those are hot dogs in the crust. We'll see how Howard feels about her butt then.
Howard and Beth attended the movie premiere of "Fierce People" last night in a movie theater in Southampton, NY. Yes, the -ampton at the end of Southampton is no coincidence. It borders the regular old Hamptons we know that they love. The movie stars Diane Lane among others and it seems to be about a kid who learns that the uber-rich of New Jersey are actually more dangerous and sinister than primitive people of Africa. I hope Howard took notes considering they are building a house in one of the richest cities in the country. If those locals roast and eat Howard Stern I'm going to be
very angry.
Here is a picture of them at the event: