Beth told US Weekly magazine this week that she constantly bothers Howard about the size of her butt. Get this. Beth Ostrosky hates her butt!
"I hate my bum. Always have, always will. I feel it’s too big. I never walk from my chair to the pool without a towel covering my lower half. This even happens at home. Howard has yet to see it!" She told the magazine.
Luckily, we've seen it. Right? Here is a refresher:
She says she constantly harangues Howard about how bad it looks. I don't know. It looks fine to me. And by fine I really mean Foineeeee. Also, she complained to the mag about the rigors of modeling:
"Being a model for so many years, I knew what I had to do. My diet basically consisted of nuts and cheese for two weeks! I hate when people say how lucky I am to look good in a bikini. It’s hard work."
Quick, somebody get Beth this thing:
Yes. Those are hot dogs in the crust. We'll see how Howard feels about her butt then.
Howard and Beth attended the movie premiere of "Fierce People" last night in a movie theater in Southampton, NY. Yes, the -ampton at the end of Southampton is no coincidence. It borders the regular old Hamptons we know that they love. The movie stars Diane Lane among others and it seems to be about a kid who learns that the uber-rich of New Jersey are actually more dangerous and sinister than primitive people of Africa. I hope Howard took notes considering they are building a house in one of the richest cities in the country. If those locals roast and eat Howard Stern I'm going to be
very angry.
Here is a picture of them at the event:
Beth and Howard appeared on that TV show "Extra" this week. They told that weird guy from Sugar Ray something that really pricked my ears up. Howard said the first time he made love to our favorite cutiepie was during a visit to the Hamptons. Well that certainly explains their love for that exciting enclave of the elite. They love the Hamptons in the exact same way I love the parking lot of the Regal 12 Cinemas in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida. Sigh. A lot of good memories of that parking lot.
In other news, Howard told Senor Sugar Ray that he got Beth a Cartier love bracelet for her most recent birthday. So I guess he didn't take her to Chuck E. Cheese after all. Here is what those bracelets look like if you were wondering if you'd look good in it. They cost $3,000 dollars which is about the price of two sybians.
